King O’Toole and His Goose by Joseph Jacobs
Och I thought all the world, far and near, had heerd of King O’Toole—well, well, but the darkness of mankind is untellable! Well, sir, you must know, as you didn’t hear it afore, that there was a King, called King O’Toole, who was a fine old King in the old ancient times, long ago; and …